He drinks and he knows things, and he delivers some of the best lines in Game of Thrones.

Game of Thrones is back, and so are the witty lines that help make the HBO fantasy hit such a deliciously quotable show.

Here's our spoiler-filled show recap, but if you just want the best lines, read on. Oh Tyrion, we've missed you and your one-liners. (Spoilers, of course.)

1. That took cojonesVarys: You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?Tyrion: Because I have balls, and you don't.

2. Something borrowed, something bloodyTyrion: Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair.Sansa: It had its moments.

3. Order more Purina Dragon ChowSansa: What do dragons eat, anyway?Daenerys: Whatever they want.

4. Rolling snake eyesEuron, explaining why some soldiers died in transit: They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated.

5. A certain a-peelVarys: The Karstarks.Tyrion: One of the better sigils. Beats an onion anyway. (Davos, the Onion Knight, is RIGHT THERE.)

6. Ride of his lifeJon: What if (Rhaegal the dragon) doesn't want me to (ride him)?Daenerys: Then I've enjoyed your company, Jon Snow.

Every Game of Thrones season ranked from worst to best: Was Ned Stark as Hand of the King Game of Thrones at its best?

Making Missing Link, the movie of 100,000 faces: The stop-motion animation studio reveals what it took to breathe life into its latest puppets.